CORRESPONDENCE WITH MY FRIEND JON ON FACEBOOK - Jan 9 '08

Jon, so your new email address ID is whitenuckleflyer! Are you back into remote control airplanes? Have you hit the lottery to be able to afford trying that again?!!

I've shared stories of our adventures that always cap off with our last outing, when we tried out that park with your shiny new aircraft. OOOOoooohhh yes, you know where this is going, but for the reading pleasure of others, I'll explain how you joyfully flew the multi-hundred dollar plane into the sunset, over a hill and DIRECTLY into a LAKE!!

Good times... GOOOOOooooooood times... ;)

CORRESPONDENCE WITH MY FRIEND JON ON FACEBOOK - Jan 23 '08

Jon, about your updated status:

"Jon Dyer will shovel your drive way for $10.00 ..."

I'm in! It's just a short drive. I Mapquested directions for you. Click the image below. Thx buddy!

(Click image to enlarge)

If only it were real...  CHEERS!

i

When you get a chance, can you email me the pictures that you took at Bud Gowan on Saturday?

(Note: I sent Gret those pictures he was asking about.  That included the one below that is unaltered and three more that I had fun with.)

CORRESPONDENCE WITH MY FRIEND JAMES ON FACEBOOK - Feb 8 '08

I'm starting to think that these Facebook "status updates" are getting a little out of hand.  You've been updating us on your runs with, for example, your previous all-important-for-us-to-know-about:

"James ran 10 km on 2008-02-05."

How about you update us on different runs like:

"James pooped today and it came out really fast." 

To further my point, here are some ACTUAL status updates some of my friends have posted: 

HERE ARE 5 NOT SO GREAT ONES:

Jolene has a sore foot from falling on her face in the parkade this morning (Shouldn’t her face hurt?)
Derek's beard is telling him it's ready to become a moustache!
Daintre is at home.
Michelle hates kidneys. That's right. Yours and everyone elses too. Frickin' kidneys!!!!
Peter is fixing brocken hydralic hoses 

HERE ARE 5 EXAMPLES OF GOOD ONES!:

Kristina is thanking everyone for the thoughts and prayers. Dad is doing well.
Rob is playing the Country Roads this weekend. (Great promotion!)
Roxie is all stuffed up! (Don’t stop by to visit Roxie!)
Abbey says Happy Birthday Baylee!!!
Ceara had to have that choco chip cookie...it was either that or kill someone today for no reason in particular.  (It’s okay to stop by and see Ceara!)

If you're bored to tears, give this a read:

www.iansterling.com/ians_point_on_writers

Hi Ian,

I wasn't bored, but I tried to open the link you sent.  There was a lot of blank white space, with drop-down files with nothing in them.  Sorry about that - again, I have the security protocols set so high on my computer, that it may be interrupting my ability to get the whole page.

<Ian Sterling> replied:

I hope you can see the attachment.

(Chris couldn't, so Ian printed the attached image that you can see below, sent it to Chris through Canada Post)

I know that you're an older woman and happily married to Michael Douglas, but I'd like to make you an offer of my undying love for you, in the form of one romantic night.  I am a Canadian, Father and faithful Husband.  My wife is aware of this proposal and is only okay with the idea if it is with you alone.

Okay, I haven't actually made that offer to Catherine Zeta-Jones...  YET!